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Japanese Porn

Okay, you want to hear some bullshit?!? My buddy Ben from work spent a couple years in the military stationed in Tokyo and Osaka and the like. And he warned me that all Japanese porn is censored, even the mainstream kind sold at adult stores. Apparently there are decency laws in place or some such thing, he said.

Straight up, I did not believe him. I thought, if you are buying porn, there is NO WAY IT SHOULD BE CENSORED! That defeats the whole purpose even definition of pornography!

Well, drunk as can be, Jared and I stopped at a 24-hr “video” store by our apartment. We wanted some Asian porn to take home, what can I say.

Anyway, I spent $35 on a nice looking porn, only to get home and find everything is fucking censored! What bullshit! I cannot believe he was right!!!!

I’m sorry, but THAT IS BULLSHIT! You do not buy a porn only to have it be fucking censored!!! What the hell is thatt?!? I mean come on now seriously…

Bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry guys, like I said, Jared and I are a lil drunk right now. Ans by a little drunk I mean a lot Ha ha ha…

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2 thoughts on “Japanese Porn”

  1. HAHAHA, I do not like censored porn aswell and I find this law of japan rediculous to be honest! If adultery is allowed within the country, then what’s the point of censoring?

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    • It’s something to do with their decency laws…..apparently you can be as indecent as you want in your own home or private businesses, but not in public. And since video sales are public….

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