I used to think I had no talents at all but I realized something today I do! I can hurt my self anywhere you could put me in a padded room with a padded jacket and I would come out bloody and bruised its remarkable I know………. but yeah we were just sitting here the other day chair broke on me got a bruise bruise and gash in my leg and it really fucking hurt anybody that knows me know when I was born the fucking doctor turned to my mom and said yeah he is accident prone curse or insight? you be the judge yeah im like the hoodini or how ever you say of fucking my self up lol
Jared is an on-and-off traveler and childhood friend of Derek, frequently joining him in random countries on sporadic adventures. If leaving women at an airport were an Olympic event he would surely win the gold. He once even whored himself out and sent the money to Derek so that Derek could buy his way out of a tricky situation. Recently however Jared has been forced back into the 9-5 but hopefully one day soon he will be able to break free again and resume traveling full-time.
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Jared is an on-and-off traveler and childhood friend of Derek, and frequently joins him in random countries for some wild adventures. Recently he has been forced back into the 9-5, but hopefully one day soon he will be able to break free again and resume traveling.